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MESSAGE 1
   You remove the batteries from the remote.                                      
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MESSAGE 2
   You insert the batteries in the remote.                                        
   You can again watch tv, but wouldn't you rather finish this                    
   game, if you can!                                                              
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MESSAGE 3
   You are really enjoying yourself!                                              
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MESSAGE 4
   Very Good!  Now you can go to the second grade!                                
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MESSAGE 5
   The $NOUN$ eats you!  That will teach you to $VERB$ the $NOUN$                 
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MESSAGE 6
   You $VERB$ the $NOUN$, for a while.  What a pervert, to $VERB$ a               
   $NOUN$.                                                                        
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MESSAGE 7
   Your beautiful wife Lori, enters the room and hugs you.                        
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MESSAGE 8
   The door swings open with a screech.                                           
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MESSAGE 9
   The door swing shut, with a bang.                                              
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MESSAGE 10
   You $VERB$ your wife.  She pulls you into her arms.                            
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MESSAGE 11
   You $VERB$ the $NOUN$, for a while, it smell's like a $NOUN$.                  
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MESSAGE 12
   As you push on the wall, you here a low rumbling sound.                        
   Suddenly the wall begins to move revealing a passage to the west               
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MESSAGE 13
   The vampire bat, seeing you dives toward you and bites you on the              
   neck.  I am sorry but vampire bat bites are fatal.                             
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MESSAGE 14
   You here the flapping of bat wings and glance up to see a bat                  
   flying around in this room.                                                    
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MESSAGE 15
   You take lori into your arms and make slow and easy love to her.               
   She responds fully to your caresses.                                           
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MESSAGE 16
   You push the wall with all your mite.  As the wall begins to                   
   shift you here a pinging sound with in the wall.  There is a                   
   deafening crash and a bright                                                   
   flash of light.  Before your eyes the wall begins to disappear                 
   one square at a time.  At first slowly, but then faster and                    
   faster, until finally there is a passage to the north.                         
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MESSAGE 17
   Lori isn't here, so you can't make love to her.                                
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MESSAGE 18
   With a puff of smoke, a small man in a Wizard's outfit pops into               
   the room. He looks at you in disgust. "You should not have tried               
   that, Well, this time, I'll fix you for good! Don't you know we                
   don't want pigs like you playing our games? Don't EVER try that                
   again!"                                                                        
                                                                                  
   He points his magic wand at you, and commands "FRY!" You feel                  
   yourself                                                                       
   growing suddenly warmer and warmer! You are on fire! You burn to               
   a crisp!                                                                       
                                                                                  
   You are dead! And you deserve it, you bum! Lori is your wife, not              
   a street hooker!                                                               
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MESSAGE 19
   Hey, stupid! Lori is your wife, not one of your street hookers!                
   Watch your language, buster!  You should no better then to have                
   lustful thoughts like that!                                                    
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MESSAGE 20
   Lori isn't here.                                                               
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MESSAGE 21
   Lori kindly tells you, this isn't the time or the place.                       
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MESSAGE 22
   You put the batteries in the flashlight                                        
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MESSAGE 23
   The batteries are growing weak.                                                
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MESSAGE 24
   The flashlight is very weak now.  The batteries are almost dead.               
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MESSAGE 25
   The flashlight has expired, the batteries are dead.                            
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MESSAGE 26
   Walking around in the dark is very dangerous.  You may fall and                
   break your neck!                                                               
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MESSAGE 27
   You get the batteries.                                                         
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MESSAGE 28
   As you try to take the oil, it leeks through your fingers, and                 
   spills on the ground and disappears.                                           
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MESSAGE 29
   There is no oil here, stupid!                                                  
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MESSAGE 30
   The flashlight is now on.                                                      
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MESSAGE 31
   Going outside with out proper footwear was not a good idea.  You               
   scream in agony as a nail punctures the bottom of your foot.                   
   To bad that the nail is rusty, you were unable to get a tetanus                
   shot.  You watch your life flash before your eyes, as you slowly               
   die a painful and agonizing death.                                             
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MESSAGE 32
   With all your might, you throw the blanket.  The blanket almost                
   seems to have a mind of its own as it flies through the air.                   
   Suddenly the blanket catches on something in mid air.  The                     
   blanket remains suspended in mid air caught on the ghost.  The                 
   ghost realizing what has happened, tries to hide from you behind               
   the trunk.                                                                     
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MESSAGE 33
   The knife flies through the air towards the ghost.  Suddenly you               
   realize your aim was a little off the target.  As you continue to              
   watch the knife at the last moment changes course and it plunges               
   into the ghost.  The ghost lets out a screech and with a bright                
   flash of light vanishes.                                                       
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MESSAGE 34
   The $NOUN$ flies throw the air and bounces off several different               
   objects before coming to rest at your feet.  That was stupid                   
   Maestro.                                                                       
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MESSAGE 35
   With a puff of smoke, a small man in a Wizard's outfit pops into               
   the room. He looks at you in disgust. "You should not have tried               
   that, Well, this time, I'll fix you for good!  Don't you realize               
   just how hard Lori works to keep these floors clean.  Don't try                
   walking on these floors again with dirty boots, buster.                        
   He points his magic wand at you, and commands "CLEAN!"  You feel               
   a mop and scrub brush in your hand.  The wizard sentences you to               
   a life of cleaning the bathrooms of Grand Central Station with                 
   your tung!  You are dead! And you deserve it, you bum! Lori is                 
   your wife, not a maid who needs to be cleaning up after you all                
   the time.                                                                      
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MESSAGE 36
   Maybe you have x-ray vision, but I don't.  how can you kill                    
   something you can't see.                                                       
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MESSAGE 37
   The Throne King being from the sewer, has quite a natural                      
   apatite for toiletries.  So naturally when the toilet paper hits               
   the Throne king it tries to eat it.  The Throne King sputters and              
   coughs to death on the cheep brand of toilet paper you like to                 
   by.                                                                            
   You watch as the Throne King falls to the floor riving in its own              
   innards, what you see is to disgusting to describe!, lets just                 
   say that                                                                       
   it looks like something you dissected in biology class in high                 
   school.                                                                        
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MESSAGE 38
   You pore the oil from the bottle into the opening on the lamp.                 
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MESSAGE 39
   The lamp is now on.                                                            
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MESSAGE 40
   You put out the lamp.                                                          
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MESSAGE 41
   The lamp is growing weaker.                                                    
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MESSAGE 42
   The lamp is very weak now.                                                     
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MESSAGE 43
   The lamp is now out.                                                           
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MESSAGE 44
   Going into your garden without a coat on was not a good idea!  It              
   just so happens a passing killer bee takes a sudden interest in                
   the bare skin on your arm.  You feel a sting and a grate deal of               
   pain, as you collapse to the ground, where your life flashes                   
   before your eyes.                                                              
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MESSAGE 45
   I don't think you are up to it right now,  you have just finished              
   showing your love!  You are not a stallion, take it easy on Lori,              
   remember she is your wife.                                                     
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MESSAGE 46
   With a mighty blow you swing the $NOUN$ at the creature.  With a               
   sickening thud you slice into the bacterium's membrane.  You jump              
   back as a pseudo-pod shoots out towards your head, you quickly                 
   swing out of the way, removing the pseudo-pod with your axe.  The              
   bacterium gravely injured begins leaking protoplasm.  Suddenly a               
   pseudo-pod grabs you as the bacterium a temps to engulf you. now               
   having a direct angle of attack you quickly dispose of this                    
   insignificant manifestation of a biological defect.                            
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MESSAGE 47
   You can't kill anything now.                                                   
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MESSAGE 48
   You turn off the flashlight.                                                   
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MESSAGE 49
   Jumping here was not a good idea.  You watch your life flash                   
   before your eyes, just like in the movies.  The ground rushes up               
   to meat your falling body.  You have splattered your remains all               
   over the front yard.  You have died and you deserved it, suicide               
   is                                                                             
   not the answer to this game.                                                   
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MESSAGE 50
   The policeman noticing that you are not wearing any pants, stops               
   directing traffic and arrests you for being a flasher.  The                    
   policeman kindly puts the nippers on you and directs you to a                  
   waiting patrol car, where you are driven to the loco police                    
   station.  While on the way there you protest that you didn't mean              
   to walk the streets like a tramp.  After a sleepless night behind              
   bars on a cold iron bed with no privacy you are summoned to the                
   court of law to stand trial for your crimes.  Naturally you plead              
   insanity, but the judge doesn't buy it.  The judge sends you to                
   prison island to spend out the rest of your living days here on                
   this sinful world.  You have died of boredom.                                  
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MESSAGE 51
   The clerk seeing that you are waiting for service walks out                    
   from behind a stack of pet supplies.                                           
   "How may I help you sir?                                                       
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MESSAGE 52
   You tell the clerk that you are looking for pet food for your pet              
   cat.  "Well we have Meow Mix for a 1.99 and Tender vittles for                 
   2.99."  You tell her that you will have the Meow Mix for 1.99.                 
   walking over to a rack she takes a can of pet food off the shelve              
   and hands it to you.  You pass her the two dollar coin that you                
   have.  "Thank you for shopping at Joe's Pet Supplies."                         
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MESSAGE 53
   You all ready have it, there is no need to buy more.                           
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MESSAGE 54
   You can't buy anything if you don't have the cash.                             
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MESSAGE 55
   You must wait for the clerk before you can buy any thing.                      
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MESSAGE 56
   A old man with a cane and a dog just walked past you up the                    
   street.                                                                        
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MESSAGE 57
   A young lady carrying a handbag and walking a dog just walk past               
   you down the street.                                                           
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MESSAGE 58
   A thug just leaped at you from behind a corner.  You here a                    
   whoosh                                                                         
   and a thud as many stars dance across your vision.  The thug                   
   forgetting his gentle upbringing quickly disposes of you in a                  
   pool                                                                           
   of your own blood.  I am very sorry, but you have died.  This                  
   will teach you to walk into dark alleys.                                       
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MESSAGE 59
   With a show of love you open the pet food and feed your cat.                   
   Your cat now satisfied wonders off, to a near by drain.                        
   Wondering what your pet is up to you follow and discover a brass               
   key lieing under the edge of the drain.  Your cat leaves.                      
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MESSAGE 60
   You don't have any food to feed your cat.                                      
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MESSAGE 61
   Your pet isn't here.                                                           
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MESSAGE 62
   You boldly say to the parrot "hay can you talk stupid."  "yes,                 
   but can you fly dummy."                                                        
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MESSAGE 63
   The parrot screeches "Polly wants a cracker.                                   
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MESSAGE 64
   The parrot flies off into the distance.                                        
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MESSAGE 65
   The parrot lands near by.                                                      
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MESSAGE 66
   Being very careful not to drop the ladder in the yard below, you               
   carefully extend the ladder from the limb to the roof of the                   
   mansion.  Very Clever.                                                         
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MESSAGE 67
   You extend the ladder, and then retract it again.  My are we                   
   having fun.                                                                    
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MESSAGE 68
   You feed the parrot the corn.  The parrot deeply grateful for                  
   your kind actions flies away and returns a few minutes later and               
   drops a gold chain into your hand.                                             
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MESSAGE 69
   The parrot isn't hungry.                                                       
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MESSAGE 70
   How can you feed the parrot, when you don't have any thing to                  
   feed it.                                                                       
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MESSAGE 71
   The parrot isn't here.                                                         
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MESSAGE 72
   With a chill down your spine, you watch a man dressed in a tux                 
   appear in the room.  The man glairs at you with hatred in his                  
   eyes and takes a step towards you.  You try to flee, but there is              
   no where to go.  The man says "I am sick of you snooping around                
   here, now I will show you the cost of your meddling.  The man                  
   reaches out with one large bony hand and grabs you by the neck.                
   Suddenly his hand tightens and tightens, until you realize in                  
   horror that your mouth is drenched in your own blood.  You fall                
   to the ground where your life flashes before your eyes.                        
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MESSAGE 73
   With a chill down your spine a man dressed in a tux appears in                 
   the room.  Pointing at you with hatred in his eyes the man                     
   mumbles something unprintable, before fading away.                             
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MESSAGE 74
   Suddenly with a sweet smell of summer roses, a lady in a long                  
   white gown appears in the room.  She looks at you with tears in                
   her eyes as if she is saying to you that she needs help.  The                  
   lady is about five foot 6, with wavy brown hair green eyes and a               
   very pretty smile.                                                             
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MESSAGE 75
   With a sweet smell of summer roses a lady in a long white gown                 
   appears in the room.  With a hair brush in her hand she is                     
   brushing her long wavy brown hair, while tears roll down her                   
   cheeks.  She looks at you as if she is crying for help.                        
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MESSAGE 76
   You sit down at the piano intent on playing a tune.  Suddenly                  
   from the piano come a loud twang.  It appears that one of the                  
   piano strings has broken.  Getting up you open the top of the                  
   piano and retrieve the broken wire.                                            
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MESSAGE 77
   You play a tune on the piano.  It sounds strange with a piano                  
   string missing.                                                                
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MESSAGE 78
   You can't play the piano, when there isn't a piano here.                       
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MESSAGE 79
   With the piano wire in hand, you reach up and hook the edge of                 
   the hatch and give a gentle but firm tug.  With a screeching of                
   old rusty hinges the hatch slowly opens revealing a flight of                  
   stairs leading upward.                                                         
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MESSAGE 80
   The hatch is already open.                                                     
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MESSAGE 81
   You try to open the hatch, but it is to far above you.  Maybe you              
   need something to reach the hatch.                                             
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MESSAGE 82
   You set the spinning wheel, flying, and very soon you have                     
   spinned all the wool into a nice long rope.                                    
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MESSAGE 83
   You already have the rope, why waste your time.                                
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MESSAGE 84
   You don't have anything to spin.                                               
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MESSAGE 85
   There is no spinning wheel here.                                               
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MESSAGE 86
   You kindly ask the young lady what is the matter.  With tears                  
   streaming down her cheeks she tells you this story.  Many years                
   ago I was married to the nice man.  But just a few days after we               
   were married, he had an affaire with another woman.  Naturally                 
   when I found out about this, there was a fight between us.  My                 
   husband who's name is pear became angry and took a weapon and                  
   ended both of our lives.  At this point the girl breaks down in                
   tears.                                                                         
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MESSAGE 87
   She continues.  Just before he took my life, he took my gold                   
   chain and threw it out the window.  I feel now I can't rest in                 
   peace until I once again have my gold chain, you see it was a                  
   chain that belong to my grandmother while she lived here.  The                 
   girl puts her hand on your arm, and asks you.  If only you could               
   find my gold chain for me, I know that I could then rest in                    
   peace, but alas it is probably gone for ever.                                  
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MESSAGE 88
   The girl for ever grateful to you, takes the gold chain and puts               
   it around her neck.  For helping me, she says just remember this               
   word "inowowwt."  She again thanks you for your kindness.  With a              
   small laugh that makes your heart sing with joy, she fades into                
   nothing.                                                                       
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MESSAGE 89
   She isn't here, so you can't give her anything.                                
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MESSAGE 90
   You don't have the gold chain to give.                                         
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MESSAGE 91
   Taking one end of the rope you tie it to the hook, and drop the                
   other end into the hole in the floor.                                          
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MESSAGE 92
   The rope is already tied to the hook.                                          
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MESSAGE 93
   You don't have anything to tie to the hook.                                    
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MESSAGE 94
   Sorry you can't do that now.                                                   
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MESSAGE 95
   The ladder is already extended.                                                
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MESSAGE 96
   You can't do that yet.                                                         
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MESSAGE 97
   The lady fades away.                                                           
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MESSAGE 98
   there is no wall here.                                                         
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MESSAGE 99
   You have done all you can to help her.                                         
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MESSAGE 100
   The pastor of the new church in town, walks up to you and thanks               
   you for attending the service last night.  It is so good to see                
   lost souls in our services he states, handing you a letter, as he              
   passes you.                                                                    
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MESSAGE 101
   I am very sorry but this copy of the game is shareware, and it                 
   will only let you play for thirty turns. registration is only ten              
   dollars.  Please send your registration to Jason Billard P.O. Box              
   288 Burgeo Nf. Canada A0M 1A0.  Don't forget to inclose your name              
   and address and the name of the game when registering because I                
   have more then one game written.  See the file register.txt for                
   more information.                                                              
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